Dear Diary
So I haven’t updated in over a week, but I have somewhat good reasons, I’ve been really really drunk… a lot. Just about every weekend except last I’ve been taken to one party or another. Aside from that I’ve been busy lately and I have about 3 posts in the draft stage as I’ve decided to try and write better articles (after this post I swear.) That involves a self-editorial process and I found I have to let them simmer for a couple days before re-reading and editing. Other than that I have my best friend’s wedding to prepare for and of course a social life which is precariously teetering on the edge ready to fall off the side Earth never to be seen again (hopefully, it’s turning me into an alcoholic.)
I have a bunch of stuff to complain about but noone is really interested in reading a blog about self-pity and I’m really trying to make this one a little more professional. So instead here’s a turtle picking on a dog.
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